You know how cats render people incapable of nothing more than "Hi, kitty. You're a kitty!"? Statements of blatant obviousness and such. With Mason the masses can't even manage the pleasantries of a greeting or actually addressing him; instead, they're only are capable of "That's a BIG dog!" Seriously, I cannot tell you how many times I've heard it ( Read more... )

Surreal is riding shotgun in your own car while heading out to the countryside at 9:45 on a Friday morning with a driver who doesn't usually do mornings, a baby raccoon snuggled up to your bosom, and "Puff the Magic Dragon" playing on the radio. Yes, friends, "Puff the Magic Dragon."

( Oh, and behold Jerome. )

So, yesterday I had to contemplate deliberately running over a dog with my car. That's not exactly a judgment call I'd ever hoped to make ( Read more... )

Today, Roxey held her ground against a charging rooster. Keep in mind, that she has never, ever seen a chicken before in all her (almost) 10 years. I am so proud. LOL Suburbia grows wilder everyday. We are living on the frontier! Of something ( Read more... )

JANE GOODALL!!! I GET TO SEE FREAKIN JANE GOODALL!!! THE JANE GOODALL!!!! IN PERSON!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! SWAEREAGTWEATEFRADIESSSSSSS!!!!

Today ( Read more... )

Waiting for the Daily Show and Colbert Report after paying half attention to the debate. (Spent the other half of my attention divided between the exercise bike and balancing my checkbook/scheduling payments ( Read more... )

I know it is spring now-official springtime even-but I am going to declare the officially official arrival of spring right here and right now. Well, more accurately I would have declared it a week ago, but I have been melting down in one form or another in the interim and have been too busy to post. What the heck am I talking about, you ask? While ( Read more... )

Because all things lead back to Gundam Wing in some form or fashion... XD I want teddy-fic now!

It's a 'Huggable' Robot
Jonathan Mummolo
NewsweekNovember 20, 2006 ( Read more... )